September 15th, 2016

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  1) Reichskommissariat Moskowien не подде-Гжало запрет на использование пальмового масла в детском питании.

“По словам Гуководителя ЛабоГатоГии химии пищевых пГодуктов НИИ питания ВладимиГа Бессонова, сегодня запГетить использование пальмового масла в детском питании нельзя. Оно нужно для получения заменителя гГудного молока. Его используют не для удешевления пГодукции, а чтобы его состав совпадал с составом женского гГудного молока.”

  Таки готовый кандидат в WADA-фюреры.

   Да-Га-гая, то-то ты у мине стГойная, як пальма!

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7) When pork flies: The F-35, the Pentagon’s $1.1 trillion flying money pit, is (sort of) ready for duty Salon
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3) WIESBADEN – In Germany, people employed full-time worked 40.5 hours on average in 2015. The Federal Statistical Office (Destatis) also reports that the average number of usual weekly working hours of both part-time and full-time employees has risen by a half hour in the past 20 years. The working hours of part-time workers varied more during that period. From 1996 bis 2005 they first dropped by somewhat more than an hour to the lowest level to date (17.7 hours per week). Then the average weekly working hours of part-time employees increased by 1.6 hours per week to stand at 19.3 hours in 2015.

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1) 1 In 5 CEOs Are “Successful Psychopaths”

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2) Ford Announces Plan To Shift All Small-Car Production To Mexico

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4) WASHINGTON—Expressing regret over its reckless decision to infect the Democratic presidential nominee, the virus causing Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was reportedly terrified Monday after remembering what the Clintons were capable of. “Oh shit, what the hell was I thinking—you don’t get on the wrong side of these people,” said the infectious agent, which became increasingly worried while recalling just how far the Clintons were willing to go to get what they wanted, as well as what often happened to those who dared to cross the powerful politicians. “Everybody knows you never mess with the Clintons. These people won’t hesitate to absolutely crush you, and they have the money and connections to do it. I knew I should’ve just stayed clear. I’m so fucked.” At press time, the horrified virus was reportedly planning to avoid the Clintons’ wrath by taking its own life.

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1) Shipping: “Hanjin is not alone. Of the biggest 12 shipping companies that have published results for the past quarter, 11 have announced huge losses. Several weaker outfits are teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. In Japan three firms, Mitsui OSK Lines, NYK Line and Kawasaki Kisen Kaisha, look vulnerable. … Even the strongest are suffering. France’s CMA CGM, the world’s third-largest carrier, announced a big first-half loss on September 2nd. Maersk Line, the industry leader, and the largest firm within A.P. Moller-Maersk, a family-controlled Danish conglomerate, will be in the red this year, having lost $107m in the six months to June. The industry could lose as much as $10 billion this year on revenues of $170 billion, reckons Drewry, a consultancy” [The Economist]. “Two powerful forces have rocked the industry. The first is the ebbing of world trade since the financial crisis. … The second factor is a surge in the size of the global container fleet following a ship-ordering binge that began around 2011. Overcapacity has crushed freight rates.”
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. Роскомнадзор заблокировал Pornhub. Импортозамещение на марше! Пупкин уже Лунтику и карточку подарил. Так и называется: В цеху! Пупкин пояснил, что “это соответствует тому, чем Дмитрий Анатольевич сегодня занимается”.